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I
don't mind getting old, I know I once said but I've more hair in my ears
than I got on my head... |
| I have a turkey gobbler neck and jowls like a pig, My shoulders got small, my butt got big.... |
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I've grown hard of hearin and my eyes have grown dim, I can't hardly tell if your a her or a him...... |
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I'm too old for a paper route and too young to retire, I've little ambition and lost my desire... |
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I sometimes feel frisky and get bedroom bound by the time I get there, I'm too tired to fool around... |
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I
guess I'll just sit and watch T.V. Cause I'm now the best I'll ever be... |
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I
woke up one morning and my youth was no more but what the heck,
I'm not sore
I did what I
could and some things I shouldn't |
Written by Wallace Ingram 9/27/99