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Jake, the rancher, went one day to fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty and the clouds rolled gray and dense.

As he pounded the last staples in and gathered tools to go.
The temperature had fallen, the wind and snow began  to blow.

When he finally reached his pickup, he felt a heavy heart,
From the sound of that ignition, he knew it  wouldn't start.

So Jake did what most of us would do if we had been there.
He humbly bowed his balding head and sent aloft a prayer.

As he turned the key for the last time, he softly cursed his luck.
They found him three days later, frozen stiff in that old truck.

Now Jake had been around in life and done his share of roaming.
 But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked -- it looked  just like Wyoming! 

Of all the saints in Heaven, his favorite was St. Peter 
(Now, this line ain't needed but it helps with rhyme and meter)

 So they set and talked a minute or two, or maybe it was three.
 Nobody was keeping' score -- in Heaven time is free. 

"I've always heard," Jake said to Pete, "that God  will answer prayer,
 But, one time I asked for help, well, he just plain wasn't  there." 

"Does God answer prayers of some, and ignore the prayers of others?
 That don't seem exactly square -- I know all men are brothers."

 "Or does he randomly reply, without good rhyme or  reason? 
Maybe, it's the time of day, the weather or the  season."

"Now I ain't trying to act smart, it's just the way  I feel. 
And I was wondering', could you tell me -- what the heck's the deal?!"

Peter listened very patiently and when Jake was  done.
There were smiles of recognition, and he said, "So, you're the  one!!"

"That day your truck, it wouldn't start, and you sent your prayer a flying,
You gave us all a real bad time, with hundreds of us trying."

 "A thousand angels rushed, to check the status of  your file,
 But you know, Jake, we hadn't heard from you in quite a long while."

 "And though all prayers are answered, and God ain't got no quota,
He didn't recognize your voice, and started a truck  in Minnesota."

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 Noah's Ark

 

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

My instructions were to send this to people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.